Idjit Galoot Has A Problem He Escaped From His Master S House For A Brief Romp Around Town, Seeking Out Easy Targets Such As Bitches In Heat, Fresh Roadkill And Unguarded Garbage Cans When He Returns To His House, The Aged Basset Hound Discovers That His Master Has Packed Up Their Belongings And Moved To Florida Without Him Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked And Spewed Is The Story Of Idjit Galoot S Ne Er Do Well Owner And His Efforts To Work His Way Back To The Dog That He Loves Along The Way, Idjit S Owner Encounters Christian Terrorists, Swamp Dwelling Taxidermists, Carnies, A B List Poopie Groupie, Bluesmen On The Run From A Trickster Deity, And The Florida Skunk Ape.
[Reading] ➻ Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed ➱ Lance Carbuncle – Hakkas.us
- 267 pages
- Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
- Lance Carbuncle
- 08 January 2017 Lance Carbuncle